Saturday 26 December 2015

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION

Having a new year's resolution, is it cool or not?

Question of the day?

A frustrated poor couple decided to end their lives by jumping from the top a high building. On getting to the top of the building, they shed tears and agreed to jump together, but only the husband jumped, as he got half way he pulled out his parachute and landed safely. The question is who betrayed who, the husband/wife?

He likes me...,no he doesn't, he likes me! CRUSHES!

Having a crush on someone can actually be frustrating, this is because you had no clue if the person feels the same way about you, and the worst feeling is knowing it from the start that its never gonna happen!,u feel he is just too good for you, you feel he is out of your league.
By the way who invented the word 'crush' the word is freaking sorrowful! It wouldn't be called a crush if it didn't hurt.
How do we deal with crushes, from my perspective I feel the crushed party should make such intentions known, and shouldn't feel bad when the result comes bad. Shit happens!

In the spirit of the season!

Nigerian Santa with figure 8

Frustrating Roomies

One way or the other, we have had a cause to stay with someone other than ones family. In this situation am talking about a pain in the ass kinda of roommate. I actually had a roommate then who would wake me up early in the morning with a very loud country song, the crazy part is that 'I don't hear a thing and the damn song is always on repeat'. Have told her a lot of times but it seems that the way she was created so I just leave her to the room all by herself. She really does weird stuffs, ranging from burning stew to laughing in a frightening manner! #likeyeeeeeeehhhggguuuahhhh!
So have u ever had/do u have a frustrating roommate and how do u handle them?